I'm a Psycho Bitch

Fact of the day: 

We have all heard guys say, " My ex girlfriend was a psycho bitch." That just means they are mad you ended the relationship and they are....hmmmm losers...Every guy has had a psycho bitch. Every girl at a point of their lives will be referred to as a psycho bitch... 

So I can proudly announce that..." Hello my name is Berenice and I'm a psycho bitch. Nice to meet you"

I love my nephew.

Seeing this has made my day. Children are so innocent and cute. In translation what this assignment is saying : 

   The first picture is what happens in "My best friend" story. Draw what happens in the middle of the story and draw what happens in the end. 

I asked my nephew what happened because the second and third drawing makes no sense. 

Gotta love innocence.

Why I love James Franco

James Franco- Mila Kunis [The Hills]

The Hills with James Franco and Mila Kunis from James Franco

Gucci

James Franco: Gucci Commercial Outtakes from James Franco

Sir Elton John in Chula Vista

Tears, laughs, dancing and singing I could not believe that Elton John was performing in Chula Vista. Elton John had postponed his prior concert in Arizona due to food poisoning days before last night. Luckily he did play in San Diego as he was still sick .

I had never been to a concert in that the artist announces that he has stomach flu and that he had to go to the rest room. It was pretty funny but it gave us time to go to the rest room and buy a ridiculous $12 beer.

[Unfortunately] we had some white [basura] sitting in front of us. They were being very rude and overly drunk. Had a bottle of 99 bananas taped on her leg. My brother, Mother Teresa for ugly people, paid attention to them and they would not stop talking.They bought him a beer and danced in front of him covering the view. I wanted to punch them for trying to ruin my Elton John experience. Good thing is everyone started to yell at them and finally got the point. If you check out my videos you can hear them talking.

Rocketman was brilliant ! Song lasted 11ish minutes. It was unbelievable. Enjoy the clips !


[The intro was amazing. Waiting for Elton John. I could not believe I was actually there.]

Tiny Dancer. [camera 1]


Tiny Dancer [camera 2]

SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING

Elton John had a minor typo due to all his excitement and went too fast. This song was so great live. Amazing..

 

ROCKET MAN !



More to come....

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walker | WANTED: Every Man Jack

Something Stupid

Everybody here thinks the whole story is about them.  Definitely that goes for everybody in the world. - Palahniuk

Jedi.

Comic-Con

I was actually excited about Comic Con this year..... as i said last year........

there's always a next time.... fuck it.

I wanted to get my nerd dose for the year..

bla bla bla maybe i'll get lucky.

for those of you going....have fun ! :)

Last nights party

looked something like this....

[click below to view link]

The Office 2 year anniv.

the night started like this..........[outside of ruby room]

ended up at [the office]

Sir. Elton [Bere & The Jets] ;)

 

Bennie & The Jets

He is so saying Bere in the song I know it.  ;) i wished. 

July 24 @ Cricket Wireless  San Diego...

I always said if Elton John loves me, he'd come to Chula Vista..... I love you Eltom John..

Now I have to plan out my outfit. :) 

 

I'm pretty sure he will end the concert with this song.

I'll take video and pictures and post some up here :)

One night to be confused....

One night to be confused
One night to speed up truth
We had a promise made
Four hands and then away

Both under influence
We had divine scent
To know what to say
Mind is a razor blade

To call for hands of above
To lean on
Wouldn't be good enough
For me, no

One night of magic rush
The start, a simple touch
One night to push and scream
And then relief

Ten days of perfect tunes
The colors, red and blue
We had a promise made
We were in love

To call for hands of above
To lean on
Wouldn't be good enough
For me, no

To call for hands of above
To lean on
Wouldn't be good enough

And you
You knew the hand of the Devil
And you
Kept us awake with wolf's teeth
Sharing different heartbeats in one night

To call for hands of above
To lean on
Wouldn't be good enough
For me, no

To call for hands of above
To lean on
Wouldn't be good enough

one of the things i hate about being single..i miss spooning.

argh... my pillow will have to do..... 

• fly me to the moon space man •

Inception : Masterpiece

  “You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.” – Eames




I had been waiting for so long for a movie like this. A movie that you have to pay close attention in order to understand. Leonardo DiCaprio has never ever proved me wrong. He is a god and of course Christopher Nolan.
The idea of a dream in a dream in a dream is so amazing. I do not want to spoil the movie but for those of you that have not seen it....you must! This movie is so visually orgasmic. 





The ending still has me thinking...........did he stay in limbo or finally wake up ? Ironic how the children are in the same position and wearing the same outfits from how he would picture them the entire movie. Also, they were same age as how he last saw them. He said he was lost for years....wouldn't the kids be older by then ? What I thought was beautiful is the fact that he did not care. He was finally liberated and made it back to his family[dreaming or reality] he did not care. Christopher Nolan did an amazing job. Leaving us thinking if he made it or not. Did it keep spinning or did it finally fall ? Wished I could be my own architect in my dreams and have the power to create such beauty. I left the movie theater very very impressed. 
A+++++ 

Don't speak....Just look sexy.

[Javier Bardem]

      [benicio del toro]

[ewan mcgregor]

[Carpe Diem]

I [heart] Miami

I just got back from vacationing in Miami. I must say I fell in love. It was great. I am now full blast golden brown....a bit spent from all the expenses but over all. I had a wonderful trip. It sure does feel good to be in my own bed. 

[i can't swim but i just had to take my chances and test out the life vest......we ended up flipping and......the vest worked like a charm]

[margarita time all over again....]

[Stella]

cute bar.. [Clevelander]

[good bye Miami....I'll be back.....]