HA!!!!!!

wadafak? too funny

seaman ship

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Thank God I had a good era of Vampires.

[holy fuck]

Holy Fuck I got to see open up for MIA years ago. I still remember how I felt when I first saw them. Unfortunately I did not take video because I was very stupid and the ticket said - no cameras and so on. I did not want to risk it again like I always do. 
[Wait in line then the security butchy man-she finds the camera in an awkward spot in front of everyone and then makes me go back to the car and drop off the camera.]- no thanks....


SO.....


 We ended up buying a disposable camera [reason why the pictures look a bit shit-e].

Oh Well.....it worked out. The music moved me. 


If you have not yet checked them out...you must

My fav song by them: [so magical] One day I want this song to be in the soundtrack of my life story. This song can make me happy at all times. I think it's contagious. Listen to this song and allow yourself to disappear into the clouds. Smile :) 

[cheater generation]

Kind of sad that we are living in the "cheater" generation. 



A guy I was dating I caught cheating because he wrote to someone publicly on twitter. LAME


Come on cheaters !!! Networking and all these web sites are finally putting a stop or .....causing more drama.


Now a days people go to the market and then go on Craigslist missed encounters and try to find that one cute stranger..... once again[LAME].


I believe I am an old fashioned girl in this aspect. If I see a guy I like, I will approach him and make it happen. Get some balls people and quit hiding behind a computer screen. 


I have every sort of networking account: 




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http://www.myspace.com/bere
http://www.flickr.com/photos/berediaz/
http://twitter.com/berediaz


I've got nothing to hide...........

Fooling Myself

.eat.pray.love

I definitely do not like movies that tell me that I have to go to the other side of the world to find true love. Parts of this movie definitely bored me a bit. The beginning was great.....touching.....sad....happy... then became a bit stale. You can tell its based on a book. Reminded me of [Under the Tuscan Sun].


Julia Roberts is great at getting her heart broken and finding love all over again.


I guess this movie helps those that have had painful relationships........ Love is real. Let it in. 








you don't have to suffer from a broken heart to travel to Italy or discover the world. Do it with your loved one. Fuck it. 

Let's hide the soul

Chucky: Who the fuck are YOU? 

Tyler: I thought you Good Guy Dolls only said three sentences

Funny how my mom would make me close my eyes during the evil scenes......she would say that she did not want me to get any ideas. I think I turned out alright.

I remember when chucky used to be scary. I hope the remake does not ruin it. Actually I don't even think this movie can be ruined any more than it already is. Seed of Chucky etc.....

Child's Play

Rumors say that

Danny Trejo will be starring

I definitely can not wait to see this new remake of the gothic horror movie- Chucky.

-Thanks to you I grew afraid of my Barbies at night

Is it wrong that I watched the entire video expecting him to get run over ? HA!! I'm going to hell. 

monkey boner... ewwwww.

F

For all those misbehaved children.....this is where you will end up if you are bad at the zoo. hahaha

visiting my family

more to come. just [effin'] lazy right now.....

lyrics are kind of eff'd

i didn't remember this movie being a lil racist. hahahaha.. shit.

lyrics:

We are siamese if you please

We are siamese if you don't please

Now we looking over our new domicile

If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

Do you see that thing swimming round and round

Yes

Maybe we could reaching in and make it drown

If we sneaking up upon it carefully

There will be a head for you a tail for me

Do you hear what I hear, a baby cry

When we finding baby there are milk nearby

If we look in baby buggy there could be

Plenty milk for you and also some for me

I .love. TARGET

BUT where was this when I was a toddler ? shit.....They make things too easy to run a way now a day....

[or.... booty call ladder ? hahahahaha. ]

It's all happening..

Polexia Aphrodisia: "It's all happening!"

 -[almost famous]

It sure does feel great when everything is going as planned....

• music sounds better with you •

Wake Up Maggie

After a bottle of dry muscat @ 3a.m.

A bottle of dry muscat later..... these were some random drunken words. don't judge... it is the white wine speaking. Fortunately I did not wake up with a hang over. I feel fucking amazing !

Kseniya Simonova

I LOVE YOU

 

im sorry but wow.. i do love a sexy talented woman. This girl is so damn amazing.

excuse my handwriting

I wrote this at 2 am with no light... only a picture and a pen. So this is what my brain had to say:

Don't remind me how ugly my handwriting is but.... I need practice. Too much typing is making me forget :(

showers feel great after an intense work out.....i have nothing to say...this is it.

I love you momma.

Old videos I found on my external that I took 2 years ago. hahaha

Little musician nephew :)

Sweet November

Nelson Moss: Why a month?
Sara: Because it's long enough to be meaningful, but short enough to stay out of trouble.

Self-medicating

Last night I went to Viejas to try out my sisters birthday luck. Would of loved going to Vegas to gamble and play some blackjack. Unfortunately it was Monday so.....we went to what was closest. I was very very very disappointed. First of all, the casino smelled like the old school circus circus even before we walked in. Inside the casino smelled old and nasty. I noticed the refreshment center thing down-graded to small tiny cups [Almost Dixie cup size]. They got rid of most of the tables. :( BOo hoo for blackjack ! They also only have about 3-4 high roller slot machines...wtf ?

The people there last night were [hillbilly].....Doing cocaine in the restrooms...? ew.. Come on people it was a MONDAY.... cocaine at Viejas on a Monday night. What a waste of life. Gambling last night did not make me money but whatever.

I don't think I'm going back to Viejas. I was highly disappointed.

good bye viejas *

• head over heels •

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"check out my cool new sweater. i just bought it, from the gap ....it was just forty dollars..... Do you like...my mullet"

Take that Beiber.

I love whoever tossed that bottle.......

Being single....
i definitely do miss going to the drive-in for 2 movies....food and drinks....

LA is too young for me

L.A. did me good. 

Thursday-Sunday non stop drinking.

Celebrating my sisters birthday. 

Thank god im not a celebrity.

I'd be in a couple magazines by now.

mini drive to LA....unfortunately some truck got disconnected from the other one...flipped over and blocked a couple lanes. 

these photos are not too bad.....We did do some exercise at Runyon Canyon.

[awesome idea at runyon...leave a prayer....take a prayer.I have not taken any...'too much responsibility'] 

birthday girl and the bf.

 [ paparazzi shot: Amare Stoudemire at Drais ]

the funniest thing of the night was : 

drunk girl falling off the steps outside of the W....bumps her head on the railing 

starts talking [sh*t] to my sister.... My sister getting pushed.... Her bf not making the situation any better by insulting the drunk girl even more..... argh...... the icing of the cake....

Sorry sister but that was funny.