13 more days for Valentines Day

Valentine's Day Stress....................

For those of you that don't have a Valentine....

Go buy some chocolate for yourself.
Go buy yourself a card and mail it to yourself.
Go to the mirror and kiss your reflection.
Go to itunes and find the wackiest dance music you can find and dance to it.
Go to your closest and find clothes that make you feel like a million bucks and put them on.
Go to your high school yearbook and look online for your old classmates.
Go to the zoo and make faces at all the animals.
Go get a children’s book and read it.
Go play a game of chess against yourself.
Go get a comedy CD or DVD and watch it.
Go call someone and ask if they can be your Valentine.
Go get a cat or dog or parrot and spoil them.
Go to the gym and have an intense workout.
Go play a musical instrument.
Go write a poem or song and then translate it into a language you don’t know using free online software.

Go dress up like a clown and walk the neighborhood.
Go to a senior center, hospital, or homeless shelter and focus on the well being of one person there.
Go make a list of things people can do when they are desperate and alone on Valentine’s Day, and then post it on your blog.
Finally, go to bed early, knowing that the day will be over soon and the sun will shine again.

Why Nerds love Valentines Day:

1. Everyone in a relationship is out on the town resulting in faster internet connections
2. You can watch porn in peace without being interrupted by your roommate and his girlfriend
3. You can eavesdrop on your roommate making sweet Valentine’s Day love to his girlfriend later in the night
4. If you have a girlfriend, you become “King of the Nerds” for a night
5. You look forward to a Valentine’s day themed logo on the Google homepage