Cousin Eddie

They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. - Cousin Eddie 

Cousin Eddie now:

Randy Quaid and wife Evi Quaid arrested on warrant for skipping court appearanceRead more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/21/2009-12-21_randy_quaid_and_wife_evi_quaid_arrested_on_warrant_for_skipping_court_appearance.html#ixzz0fCtmWdeL